I don't reblog anything in particular. I will generally have stuff like jokes, occasional, feminism, whatever takes my fancy. Regardless, I do hope you enjoy my blog.

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

—Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

punishedsnakes:

when ur friend makes great art

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(Source: sweetkojuro)

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

kaz-miller:


I SA W THUSI GIF ON MY DASH AND IC ANT STOP LAUGIHNGH

THE WAY HE SITS WHILE UNDER A BOX IS SO CUTE THO

kaz-miller:

I SA W THUSI GIF ON MY DASH AND IC ANT STOP LAUGIHNGH

THE WAY HE SITS WHILE UNDER A BOX IS SO CUTE THO

skeleton man

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays  these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton

..what?

the SKELETON MAN

wait wait wait wait sorry

part man, part skeleton?

yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton

(Source: skeletonsquad)

toadiko25:

Here has been what most of my drawing time has been committed to. Please excuse my handwriting.

kingcheddarxvii:

moves so fresh you revive the dead comics

cozyafternoons:

drapetomania:

Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.

*slaps ass* “hit the showers kid, good game”

superpredatorsexoticreptiles:

This is Bazooka the Corn snake. You wouldn’t know that though because people like to delete my captions.

damnulen:

damnulen:

*deep sniff* i smell axe body spray and monster… the heteros are near.

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